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BulkDescribe · for Shopify & Etsy

Write 100 product descriptions in the time it takes to write 3.

A Chrome extension that writes and rewrites your product descriptions and SEO meta in bulk — in your brand's tone, right inside the admin you already use. Select the products, review, publish.

Founding pre-sale · ships in ~2–3 weeks · full refund if it doesn't ship.

Before
Introducing our premium high-quality product, designed to offer the best experience for all your needs.
→ rewritten in your tone
After
Keeps coffee hot for 6 hours — the flask that outlasts your commute.
Built by one personYou talk to the maker, not a queue.
Flat pricingPay once. No subscription, no upsell.
Full refund if not shippedAutomatic — no email required.
Secure Stripe checkoutPayment handled entirely by Stripe.
The problem

Good product copy is slow, dull work — so it never gets done.

You have dozens or hundreds of products, and the descriptions all say roughly the same thing in slightly different words.

Rewriting near-identical copy is a time sink

Every product needs its own line, but they're 80% the same. Doing them one at a time is the task you keep pushing to next week — for months.

Generic AI drifts into mush

Paste your product into a chatbot and it writes fine — but it doesn't sound like your store. "Premium high-quality experience" is not your voice.

A second dashboard is one more tab to abandon

Another tool to log into, another window to copy-paste between. It's one more tab you open with good intentions and quietly stop using.

How it works

Four steps, inside the admin you already use.

1

Install the extension

Add BulkDescribe to Chrome and paste your license key. No app install, no store permissions to grant.

2

Select products in your admin

Open your Shopify or Etsy admin and pick the products you want — a handful or a few hundred.

3

Generate in bulk, in your tone

BulkDescribe learns your voice from your best existing descriptions and writes copy plus SEO meta for the whole batch in one pass.

4

Review & publish

Skim the results, edit anything, and save. The copy writes back into the product fields you already use.

Founding offer

30 founding licenses.

Founding — 30 licenses
$39 once
one-time payment · lifetime license
  • Pay once, own it for life — no subscription
  • License key you can activate the moment it ships
  • Bulk descriptions + SEO title & meta included
  • A direct line to the builder on the roadmap
Claim your founding license — $39

🔒 Secure checkout by Stripe

Ships in ~2–3 weeks. If it doesn't ship, you get a full refund automatically — no email required.

Questions

Straight answers.

When does it ship?

In about 2–3 weeks from your purchase. Because BulkDescribe is a Chrome extension activated with a license key, there's no App Store review to wait on — I ship the moment it's ready. Founding members get access first.

What if it doesn't ship?

You get a full refund, automatically, no email required. I'd rather refund you than keep money for something I didn't deliver.

Which browsers and stores does it support?

It runs on Chrome and Chromium browsers (Edge, Brave, Arc). It works inside the Shopify and Etsy seller admin — the places you already edit products. No Safari or Firefox at launch.

Why a Chrome extension instead of a Shopify app?

Two reasons. A license-key extension means you pay once and activate immediately, with no App Store review holding it up for weeks. And because it works in the admin you're already in, one tool covers both Shopify and Etsy.

Who builds this?

One independent developer — me. I answer every email personally, usually within 24 hours. That's the point: no support queue, no bot.

A note from the maker

I built BulkDescribe because I got tired of watching good products sit behind lazy, near-identical descriptions — and tired of pasting copy between a chatbot tab and my admin, one product at a time.

This is a founding pre-sale. The extension isn't live yet, and I'm honest about that: you're backing it early at the lowest price it will ever be. If I don't ship it in ~2–3 weeks, you're refunded in full, automatically. That's the deal.

— The maker, Merchant Micro-Tools